Quest for the Unicorn

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Desperate, but determined widow Brijid (a lively performance by ravishing blonde beauty Karin Brauns) embarks on a dangerous quest to find and meet a wish granting unicorn that lives deep inside a magical forest that's infested with cannibal freaks. Directors Leia and Jadzia Perez relate the absorbingly odd story at a constant pace, offers a flavorsome evocation of a wondrous and perilous enchanted fairytale world, make fine use of the breathtaking Boreal forest locations, deliver some cool bits of graphic gore, and stage the chase and fight scenes with aplomb. Voluptuous knockout Stormi Maya cuts a striking figure as formidable cannibal goddess Leonore. Moreover, there are sturdy supporting contributions from Samuel Story as charming thief Keljeon and Robert Amstler as brawny warrior Virren, plus a highly ambiguous "happy" ending. A neat little flick.

I love that the cover of this movie looks like it could very well be a kid movie about unicorns and the actual film is full of gore, cannibalism and that trait that Heavy Metal and The Hitchhiker always had where breasts just have to appear every few scenes. A widow (Karin Brauns) goes on a dangerous quest to meet a mythical wish-granting unicorn which just so happens to live in a Wishing Forest. And that's where the cannibals live and a feral goddess (Stormi Maya) who devours the hearts of non-believers. This movie is like a Nightwish tour shirt come to life for 80 someodd minutes. And the effects are way better than they need to be, the gross moments are more than gross and the women are all universally the kind of gorgeous that red blooded boys enjoy. It made me wish that the 80s era of deathstalkers and sorceresses never ended and we got more of these movies. Directed by Leia and Jadzia Perez from a script by Jamie Grefe, who has also write some new Emanuelle movies that aren't out yet, this movie feels like getting dosed outside an Amon Amarth show, making out with someone you don't know and will never see again, then coming to at a Melvins show across town in the midst of drinking your third beer. It doesn't have to make any sense for you to enjoy it.

I'm giving this a middle of the road 5/10 cause this is a hard one to review. So lets break this down: What's commendable? The movie is different, that's for sure. Browsing Tubi for nonsense to watch usually ends up with a predictable low budging experience that has you yawning or chuckling. Bad effects, awful costumes, the loosest definition of acting, a distinct lack of trying. Well the first thing that is noticeable is that these people did try. There's effort here. It's a horror fantasy, with some nasty cannibals running around being cannibals. The characters interact in a strange way and their dialog is often a bit off, giving everything a real dreamlike feel even when the post processing doesn't kick in (but when it does hooooooooo boy). This does tie in with the themes of the movie, oddly enough. So what doesn't work? Well, it's pretty boring, not much actually happens in the movie, and some of the scenes along with the costumes give this movie more of a *-film feel than anything else. Specifically when the antagonist is rubbing her tits with blood for a length of time that feels longer than it probably is. Don't watch this with people you don't know well or they are gonna think you're into some wild stuff. Maybe you are into wild stuff? I don't judge, but your friends might. In addition, the unicorn horn that appears to be some kind of plunger bounces hilariously when the horse it's attached to moves around. It's very funny. All in all, a strange experience, but a welcome change of pace from the usual nonsense you find on free streaming services. So give it a whirl if you want something different especially if you like bloody half naked shamans.

Yes this looks like video and yes it could have used a bit (or two) of post production. The question is, would anyone receive or see more in this than there is if it had put on a mask, if it had tried to deceive with better color and lighting? Probably not, because the acting is still off and you can't help but wonder why or what they are trying to tell the viewer. Especially the ending is I guess meant to be a message or some sort of statement. I have to admit at that moment and even though I did not expect it to end this way (even though it had all the indications), I did not bother to check or really think about it ... you shouldn't either. There is decent amount of gore/blood/effects and some minor nudity involved, if you care

Made by crazy people with a dream in their hearts and I think this behavior should be encouraged. 6 stars cause I would do worse with the same resources.

I liked it, but then again I do have a soft spot for low budget fantasy flicks with terrible CGI. This is as good as any, and better than some. The cast do a reasonable job, the female lead is lovely to look at, the scenery and costumes are nice enough, and bonus points for the cannibals in the forest - they're a unique "villain" for this kind of film. Just don't go into it expecting a LotR stye epic.

10 ? first movie you ever watched ? first time you ever drink beer too ? Listen if I'm gonna put in a push for friends movie I'm not gonna give it a 10 when everything else is a 2 I'm gonna go for an 8 and leave it at that . even though we were all know that's fake too This is Martin Scorsese says (and he is right) this is just content that's all I am in a shout out to any of the people it worked on it I'm sure they are proud of what they did . So in theory I will always give everything a 10 for effort ...