Shazza McKenzie vs Viper

An Aussie and a Scot enter a wrestling ring. No, it’s not the setup to a joke, it’s how we fade in on Viper dragging Shazza by the hair over to the ring, then slamming her headfirst into the ring post and the ring apron. Viper tosses Shazza into the ring, where she immediately plants Shazza face first to the mat. Viper stands on Shazza’s hair and tugs at her wrists, but just to mix things up a little, she also stands on Shazza’s hands and tugs at her hair. The vicious Viper continues to yank at Shazza’s blonde locks, rakes her back, rubs her face into the canvas, and in a particularly painful-looking maneuver, kneels on Shazza’s back and nearly folds her in half with Shazza’s hair in one hand and her ankle in the other. It’s no surprise to say that Viper ends up victorious in this matchup. It’s just a matter of when she’s satisfied with the beating she’s given to the hapless Shazza.