Shazza McKenzie vs Miss Rachel

A prematch history lesson on Australia’s origins infuriates Shazza to the point that referee Jessica Troy has to hold her back, allowing Miss Rachel of make an Aussie sandwich out of them in the corner! Shazza’s down and out but so is the ref and since Miss Rachel can’t pin her she decides to give her a low Headbutt instead! Several very British forearms to the face punctuate a discussion of Shazza’s possible villainous heritage but she still kicks out at a very long 1 count. It’s an uphill battle for McKenzie as Miss Rachel expertly slows the pace and keeps Shazza grounded, relentlessly working on her core. When the Aussie demonstrates defiance, actually stretching while in a crushing bodyscissors, Miss Rachel stretches her out leaving her wide open for a unethical iron spike to the abs. Determined to do it for Australia, McKenzie battles to her feet only to be pulled into a split where Miss Rachel literally gets on her nerves. But it’s a very biased Jessica who gets on the Brits nerves by declaring that hold as well as the follow up stomach claw illegal. As Shazza is mauled in the corner a fast count earns Jessica an unorthodox counting lesson that she promises to put into practice. Shazza looks like she’s done but that aforementioned counting lesson saves her, but can anyone save Jessica from Miss Rachel’s wrath? Nope, the Aussie’s are reduced to vegemite with quite the narrative pin.