Shazza McKenzie vs CJ O'Doyle

Shazza begins this one full of optimism as she addresses the camera, talking about how she flew all the way from Australia to compete for the Camel Clutch Championship. Her enthusiasm deflates a bit when she discovers that said champion is actually the huge CJ O'Doyle, who heaps condescension on her, calling her 'blondie' and claiming that he wants to test his Camel Clutch prowess on international candidates. His insulting tone inflames Shazza and the match is on! Shazza, however, may have been right to hesitate. CJ uses his enormous size advantage to bully her and punish her back with multiple Sidewalk Slams and numerous submissions including an effortless Canadian Backbreaker. And then there are the excruciating Camel Clutches themselves. He wins the first fall with a particularly tortuous application of one but it's certainly not the last one poor Shazza suffers through in this one-sided slaughter passing itself off as a wrestling match!