Santana vs Jason Cade & Josh Hess

Jason and Josh are about to practice some moves when they're interrupted by the sassy Santana who doesn't want to be left out of the training session. Her offer to join in has both men in stitches, much to Santana's annoyance. She's so eager to shut them up that she says she'll take them both on, but they decide to test her individually at first. That leads to them quickly tapping out to some basic moves and they realize they have no choice but to team up on Santana. Unfortunately for the boys, that decision only leads to a shared beating. Santana kicks and Headbutts them around the ring before scoring the first 3 count after Josh gets tripped headfirst into Jason's crotch. She only ramps it up from there, clobbering the pair with a double noggin knocker before going outside to get some weapons. Jason and Josh take a metal pan to their heads and then their butts, leading to another embarrassing pinfall. Santana then brutalizes them with a baseball bat, eventually discarding it in favor of more athletic wrestling moves and a double bridging Chinlock that has both men tapping out. A double Moonsault splash puts the cherry on this humiliating sundae.