Mercedes Martinez vs Santana

We open with ref Chasyn and Mercedes anxiously awaiting the arrival of Mercedes' opponent, Santana. Apparently, Santana has a habit of being late for her matches, which doesn't sit well with Mercedes. Eventually, Santana turns up, claiming traffic was rough and that she will be ready "shortly". Martinez has had enough and jumps out of the ring, smacking Santana with her own boot and choking her with her own sock. Demonstrating she does not exactly have her priorities straight, Santana worries that the sock isn't a clean one... After taking things back into the ring, Mercedes pummels Santana some more before getting caught in a lightning-quick rollup for the surprise 1-2-3. That's where the beatdown really starts. Mercedes loses it, chasin' Chasyn out of the ring, grabbing a baseball bat and taking it to Santana's ankle. Santana cries for help, but there's nobody around. There's a lesson in here somewhere kids...don't be late!