Leah Von Dutch vs Malia Hosaka

In what has to be a first in wrestling's rich history, this is a special 1 fall match with a million-minute time limit! At least, that's what ref Solo Darling will have us believe. Talk about an Iron(wo)man Match! Malia does not have anything positive to say about her opponent, stating that 'unlike T & A over there, I can wrestle'. Of course, Leah takes exception to this and goes to town on Hosaka with knees to the gut and hard shoulderblocks to the midsection. After weathering Leah's initial assault, Malia retaliates with chops, claw holds and (not surprisingly) a great deal of rulebreaking. Leah gets her eyes raked and choked with her own hair on numerous occasions, but she still finds the stamina to fight back against her more experienced foe. In the end, a prolonged Sleeperhold spells the end for one of these ladies. However, the winner refuses to let go of the hold because she's convinced her victim is 'playing possum'...