Jessicka Havok vs Leah Von Dutch

Leah makes the ill-advised decision to start this match by calling Jessicka the worst American she’s ever met. To be fair it was after Jessicka called her the worst Canadian, but it’s probably just best to keep quiet and take it when Havok insults you. Leah doesn’t and proceeds to pay the price. She’s brought to her knees immediately with a test of strength and then squashed into a corner. She tries to take Jessicka down with a couple of rather ineffective shoves, but gets compressed into another corner for her troubles. Jessicka hoists the lighter wrestler aloft with an epic Bearhug that has her dangling a foot off the ground, with her attacker all the while singing “Blame Canada.” Much to everyone’s surprise, Leah does manage a bit of offense at one point, choking Jessicka and bringing her gasping to the mat. Jessicka, however, soon powers out of a combination Half Nelson/chokehold, even more determined to hurt Leah for all that attempted strangulation. A ragdolling Full Nelson, boots to the throat and a painful Front Facelock follow, leading up to a skull-crushing Tombstone Piledriver that knocks one lady out cold for the 3 count.