Christina Von Eerie vs Courtney Rush

You never know quite what to expect in our ring. Today Christina channels Mr. Wizard with Courtney as her unwilling student helper as she demonstrates multiple scientific principles involving gravity, the properties of inertia and gravitational acceleration by sending Courtney flying across the ring with Suplexes, Bodyslams and Thesz presses. Like any good scientist Von Eerie repeats her experiments to ensure that her results replicate, much to Courtney’s distress. Professor Von Eerie’s unconventional lessons are not always well received as student Courtney repeatedly ends up in the fetal position after her demonstrations, but Christina explains that learning can be hard for some. Courtney’s education comes to a painful end as Christina hauls her into an elevated double Chickenwing and she is forced to tap while reciting the chemical formula for sugar. If only high school physics were taught this way we’d surely have colonies on Mars by now.